Musician -C5-

''A lovely day for a magical tower gate don't you think Gnarl?''
''Yes Sire, the dwarves will be pleased those drunken hairballs.''

The blues still needed to practice their skills for a tower gate so far away. Finally today was the day he could go. It was stable and Bubble and Slaq were already gone through to see if it was safe.

''They've been gone for three hours, I want to go!''
''Be patient Sire, Mortis didn't find them in the pool so they are not dead yet.''
''I can't wait anymore, my blood is boiling, my eyes are ablaze.''

The overlord jumped off his throne, ''Safe or not safe I'm going through. Liqu, get seven more blues were going.''
''Ay Sire,'' he ran off and shortly returned with some more blues.
''Finally time!''

They stepped to the portal…
Suddenly Taigon was up in the air, the tower gate had been stable but 5 meters above the ground. He tried to fly like a little duck but landed on his ass. Bubble and Slaq were already waiting on the ground. ''There you are Lord, we couldn't come back as you can see.''
Gnarl interrupted gently ''Aaah that was the problem, luckily you don't have to sit on that for some days now.''
''Gnarl watch it!''
''I shall Sire, hihi.'' He giggled like a little girl.
''What are you doing Gnarl?''
''Nothing Sire, hihi, nothing it's just, hihi, someone is tickling me.''
''Well stay focused!''

They weren't close to the dwarves, not even remotely. There was just a big temple before them. Made by the old people the Mayas. All surround it were deadly poison clouds, ''You need the greens to enter that temple Sire.''
''Why do I always need something, is there no easy way?''
''Oh my… and that calls himself a Overlord.''
''Stop acting like my mother!''
''You know, I am your mother, hihi just kidding. Now go look around or I will never find out where you are.'''

The temple stood in the middle of a forest, all around them were just trees. Well they thought it were just ordinary trees. They walked for hours in the same direction but still didn't get out of the forest.
''Gnarl can you see where we are?''
''I'm trying Lord, it's too light for Evernight and well it looks too empty for Everlight. I know only one forest that suddenly appeared after the slime disappeared.''
''And that is?''
''Well it called Rapli, don't know why Sire. It lays around fifty kilometers away from Spree but it should be only five square kilometers.''
''Something in me says were not getting out by walking.''
''Ooo you're going to make a plane? A spaceshuttle?''
''Of course not, were going to cut down every tree.''

The words were just out of his mouth or a enormous alarm went off. It looked like fifty gongs that were hit on the same time. Little lanterns went on and in no more than thirty seconds they were surrounded. ''Gnarl… why are there hundreds of pink rabbits surrounding me?
Thud interrupted by bouncing Gnarl to the other side of the room. ''Because they make good dinner Lord.''
''Thud get Gnarl back and stop thinking about food every time you're making me soft.''
''He is making you soft Sire? Hihihi.''
''Gnarl one more giggle and I will strangle you when I'm back.''

The rabbits stood and stood, watching them with their yellow eyes and gnashing their large front teeth.  A little one with a small spear came closer. ''Why are you here? This is our forest and be sure you can't leave it without my permission." Slaq was already jumping around, ''Can we strangle him can we?''
The rabbit came another stem closer and with a demonic voice, ''Try it if you dare.''   

''May I Sire please?''
''Go on make my my day.''

Slaq jumped rapidly towards the rabbit but with just a simple step aside the rabbit evaded the attack. The rabbit just hit Slaq with one finger and he was smashed against a tree. Two other rabbits started to jump on him.
Taigon's anger started to boil inside him. ''That's cheating!''
The two rabbits had so much joy in jumping that they didn't see him coming. He grabbed their ears, turned them ten times above his head and threw them on the ground. And to be sure they wouldn't stand up again he stomped on their heads till they looked like pancakes.
Now it was the turn for the demonic pink rabbit to become angry.
His pink colour disappeared into red what disappeared into black. He grew one meter and his front paws became big claws. His teeth grew thirty centimeters.
''Well that is one big mean rabbit.''

The rabbit winked and grabbed one of his front teeth, pulled it out of his mouth and threw it directly at Taigon. Who ducked, avoided the tooth and needed to duck again when the front tooth returned.
''A boomerang tooth how extraordinary.''
He went on in the counter-attack, Bubble had reinforced his armor so there were two little spears attached to his arm. They rolled, jumped and smashed each other in the face but in the end they were both still standing. ''There is only one solution to this problem,'' Taigons voice sounded quite friendly. ''And that is?'' Well it almost looked like the rabbit could explode.
Taigon stepped closer to the rabbit, the rabbit was smelly and his breath smelled like rotten apple mixed with whiskey.

Before the rabbit knew what was going on he was rammed against the ground.
''A GIGANTIC HEADBUTT, muhaha!''
The rabbit got back on his feet, his anger had disappeared. He tried not to laugh but gave up after six seconds. ''Haha that was the weirdest thing ever. You thought you could defeat me with that?''
Taigons eyes lighted up, ''No but I thought you would see the humor of it.''
''I do, Rabbit 51 put on some tea I think our guests are thirsty.''

Some wooden chairs were brought out of the trees, Slaq was finally woken up again. He had some new scars but he was happy with that. ''Gives me a evil look, ye evil look.''

The tea was smoking a strange red, ''Pumpkin flavor was sold out, they only had cow bleed left.''
''That is just fine number 51, so why are you in our forest?''
''It was a accident we wanted to go to the dwarves but something went wrong.'' Taigon set a bit uncomfortable because his ass still hurt.
''Well, why you want to go to those tasty snacks.''
''To find the red kind of the blue's you already see here. And of course to enslave them so my minions have lots of alcohol in their veins.
''So in short you want to conquer the world?''
Taigons eyes become a bit bigger, ''Problems with it?''
''Depends, you kill those damn elves to? Those damn creatures gave voices to our trees. Fifteen already left walking it's really strange.''
''It was the plan to kill everything that stood in the way.''
''Ah so here you are, am I going to stand in your way?''
''Depends on your actions.''
''Well I got a offer, when you conquered the world could you gives us some dwarves. They reproduce like hell so we have our own snack farm.
''On one condition, that you fight by our sight when the last battle starts.''
''Agreed!''

Gnarl rasping voice destroyed his good humor immediately, ''We can use them as cannon fodder sire.''
''That was the plan.''
''What plan? The rabbit couldn't hear Gnarl of course.
''To make a compromise, my adviser has some good ideas sometimes.
''He has, well 51 shall escort you outside the forest. Good luck with your quest.''
''Thank you and till next time.''