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Musician -C1- Irritation

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10 years passed by while the Overlord became an adult, the elves reinforced their power with plantlike beasts, the dryads. The Netherworld was still a mess but the blues tried their best. The walls were reinforced with planks, one crazy minion headbutted his head against the floor for some beautiful cracks. In those cracks small streams of magma flowed. They tried to make armor but without success, the smelter was taken by the reds who liked a warm bath. So they only had pointy wooden sticks, not that dangerous but you could kill a man with it. The tower gate was reinforced with extra magic and some raw materials they stole out of the inn in Spree. So now it was a tower gate with not only light blue spotlights but even green, brown and red light. The eyeballs were reinforced with a invisible layer of magic and a extra layer of empty bottles of rum.

Gnarl rasping voice sounded in the ears of the still sleeping Overlord. ''Today Sir, it's time to prove yourself for the blues. Come with me to the arena they're already waiting.'' With a lot of joyful sounds like farts and burps the overlord stood up. He put his armor on and went down the stairs together with Gnarl, ''use your brains sir, they are blues not browns.''

''I know Gnarl, you said it a hundred times now shut up.'' The gate went open and the arena was widely visible, one of the only things that wasn't destroyed by the rebellion. All except one blue were sitting on the stands. Bubble was standing in the middle of the arena, ''Ay master, let's see if you're really my master.'' His grin became bigger and with that he showed his muscles. It wasn't a ordinary blue, he was one of the builders. His muscles were almost just as large as the browns but with that his blue color was lighter. His skin was just a bit darker than Zap's, Zap was as good as white because of the loss of magic in the torturing time.

''This will be on your path: two unicorns, two puzzles and me.''

The Overlord's muscles had grown too but he was still a small man. Unfortunately for him his flute was useless, unicorns had a strong light magic in them, those terrible one horned horses.

''Start.''

The two other gates went open and with that the two unicorns  ran into the arena. The overlord needed to dive, ''Where are those freaking puzzles,'' he thought by himself. ''Search well my overlord,'' Gnarl rasped in his head. ''Can you now annoy me in my head as well, just great.''
''Haha, yes I can sire I'm your advisor in anytime except this one.'' Taigon only paid attention to the unicorns and forgot that Bubble had slipped behind him. The kick of the blue minion smashed him against the ground but he could just get out of the way of the angry unicorns.  And then he saw it, the puzzle was made on the unicorn. About wheat grains, chickens and foxes who needed to get on the other side of the river. It was a irritating riddle, his anger grew every second. One of the unicorns ran to him the other one was chasing Bubble, ''Rawww,'' screamed the Overlord and with that he smashed the unicorn right in the head. The skull broke with a crackling sound, just as his hand. ''Well done, Sire.''

''Stupid riddle, it begins with …'' While the Overlord was yelling the answer he needed to duck for the attacks of bubble with the unicorn still running behind him. ''One riddle down, Sire, one to go.''

The other unicorn came aside but had a nasty kick with his back legs so the overlord needed to tense all his muscles to survive the hit. The armor was shattered but he stood like the only one.  The other riddle was a very long mathematical question, ''why math, why?'' Bubble jumped up in the air and came closer with a high kick. The overlord grabbed his leg turned around like a tornado and threw him in the direction of the unicorn. It was eager to pin down the minion but unfortunately the minion came too low and crashed against its forelegs. The minion broke his back, with that the unicorn's forelegs. Other blues ran into the arena to resurrect bubble. Taigon let it be, went on to the unicorn and with his forceful feet he closed the windpipe of the unicorn. With a lot of gurgling the unicorn died underneath his feet.

''Math… math… wait a minute, there's a freaking something times zero. Zero,'' he screamed out full of pride and irritation.'' The blues ran to him some bowed before him others started to heal his broken hand. ''Well, that wooden outfit did his job right, haha.'' Gnarl happy voice let almost exploded Taigon's brains. ''You are our true Overlord Sire.''
well :P this one is about the test XD not that big but just as strange. I changed the blues a bit so they would be strong or magical. So more muscles less magic xD hopefully the towergate is better now it's reinforced xD have fun reading :P
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DarkCameleon's avatar
lol, funny, yeah zero :P ! And the overlords name is Taigon? I got that right?

Whaaa, fauna today! O_O